Patrick Beaudry

He may look like a tough guy, but Patty is actually a champion snuggler. When he’s not spreading islamophobia across Quebec, he likes to cuddle up with a cup of chamomile tea and read Mein Kampf by candlelight. Patty’s such a goofy bundle of energy that he might be a bit too much for small children, so make sure to keep them (and all other loved ones far, far away). Unfortunately he has socializing issues, which means he behaves offensively toward other dogs when he’s on walks. He can live peaceably with other dogs however, as long as they’re submissive and blindly accept his hateful doctrine.